About Petty Pets

Petty Pets is the unofficial department of domestic misconduct: a playful paper universe for pets with suspicious habits and excellent alibis.

The visual files borrow from vintage police records, classified notices, and retro office bureaucracy. The first launch focus is The Criminal Record, built around harmless, fictional pet crimes.

Every charge, case, and investigation is parody. No actual wrongdoing is alleged, and no pet is under arrest.